Yeah I know this isn't exactly news, but you're good friend Hollywood here had a little problem getting the ol' porn box working at 100% capacity. Props to Jester for being a good wing man and teaching Hollywood where his missing and hilarious posts disappeared to. 10-4 good buddy. Any way...
Google is celebrating its 10th birthday with a feature that's only amusing until you run out of ideas for websites you were interested in in 2001. By checking out the Google homepage you have the option to search the index based on what was available as of January of that year. I'll save you from having to click Start-->All Programs--->Accessories--->Calculator. 2001 was only seven years ago. I don't get it either.
Back in 2001 you'd find a search for Texas Dog Party to be 94% less disappointing when the second search result provides a detailed description of Texas House of Representatives Bill No. 1389, which as we all know amended Chapter 42 of the Penal Code (note to self, grammar check penal before posting) by adding section 42.101 which relates to creating the offense of fighting between a dog and a hog.
The bill specifically specifies the situations in which it would be considered a hog and dog are fighting. It could mean a dog attacks or fights with a hog. Or it could mean a hog attacks or fights with a dog. Or it could mean the hog doesn't appreciate the dog any more and went out for a long night of drinking with his buddies and then came home and bitch slapped the dog. Yeah, took the lay up on that one.
The ninth search result brings you to Texas Dog Party's first attempt at a website, Texas Dogs Online. Now remember this was back in 2001 when everything that was online needed to have online in the title or we wouldn't know where to find it. Is it out in the garage? Did I leave it in the car? Oh sh!t that's right, the Texas Dogs are Online. Oh man I can't believe I forgot that! Insert smiley emoticon.......here.
A few pages later and you get to The Party Dog DJ Show List. Nothing funny there. Those are just damn good songs.
Hollywood out.
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Hollywood, your blog entry is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling incoherent blog were you even close to anything that can be considered a rational thought (or a better blog entry than JiminPA). Everyone on the World Wide Web (including Google’s 2001 old search) is now dumber for having read your new blog entry. I will leave you only one comment, and may God have mercy on your sole.
Jim - I've previously used this joke on you in an email chain. You have no right to steal what I rightfully stole first, now put your lipstick on and do something constructive like shooting at Bradley Whitford.
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