I believe it was the great C&C Music Factory that once said, "Things that make you go Hmm...". Well Texas Dog Party made me go "Ah what the fark is this crap on my computer screen ew get it off get it off get it off it's not shutting down fast enough hold down the power button for 5 seconds ok there it goes thank god."
I discovered the blog Texas Dog Party via a hyperlink from the well-unknown Jim in PA, written by Jim in PA. I was enjoying his posts about F1 racing and shows about F1 racing when I decided to take a break from the excitement and see what else was on the interwebs. I figured if it was good enough to be a link on Jim in PA, well hell, it was probably not good enough for me, but I was going to click it any way.
To say Texas Dog Party is well-written, whimsical, and witty would be a poor way of describing it using only adjectives that started with W.
The authors of Texas Dog Party, 4/7s of whom post under aliases from the Val Kilmer movie Top Gun, too often miss easy comedic opportunities. For example, one recent post was titled "It's true. We are in da house" and featured a poorly taken cell phone picture of the text "texasdogparty in da house". The author of this post, the chronically unfunny Hollywood, failed to post any potentially hilarious tags, such as House Party, House Party 2, 27 Dresses, or House Party 4. Inexcusable.
As everyone knows, there are some basics when it comes to blogging. The first is to prof read every post before you post it. The second is to avoid redundancy. You don't want to repeat yourself. And c), you should include a few links to random things sprinkled throughout your post.
The bottom line is when you get the evite to Texas Dog Party you should reply "maybe" and post something like, we'll totally be there if my grandmom doesn't die! Miss you guys! (Me, +1 guest). Then send a last minute text message saying sry, <3 trnsplnt didnt wrk. Cant make ur prty. cell battery dying lke my gmom :(
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Hollywood, you've acquired enough points to show up tomorrow and graduate with your Top Gun class, or you can quit. There'd be no disgrace. That post was hell, it would've shook me up.
The simple fact is you have a confidence problem. Now I'm not gonna sit here and blow sunshine up your ass. A good blogger is compelled to evaluate what's happened, so he can apply what he's learned. Up there, we gotta push it. That's our job.
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