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I was driving home from poker tonight and I passed this sign that said "Animal Hospital". It was a pretty nice sign and had a picture of Noah's Ark on it and there were all kinds of animals sticking out of it. I mean giraffes, elephants, monkeys, kangaroos...everyone was hanging out of this thing. It was like some kind of Biblical booze cruise. And I thought, damn...all this time I've been taking my pair of Philippine tarsiers to the free clinic.